Hello, you dense righties

June 26, 2009

Yes, Ott Scerb here. Famous professor, expert on international relations, and much, much smarter than you.

With my godlike powers of political science, I intend to occasionally post things here that are too long or don’t fit into the QandO comment section. I’ll explain, for example, why Iraq is the biggest foreign policy disaster in US history, and how the violence is going to increase there any day now, and now Sadr won over Maliki.

I’ll also be fellating, sorry, make that praising, Obama’s policies. No matter what they are. Or even if they change from day to day, they’re still perfect. Because the holy writ of post-modernism tells us so.

Must go for now. Eager students are writing essays that I must grade, and it’s not either true that they must agree with me completely or I’ll give them a bad grade. Though certainly I take into account their reasoning skills, and expressing any right-wing opinions would be evidence that they don’t have good ones. But you know how it is.

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